Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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