- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

Women's rights.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

yada yada

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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