- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

HURT

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

seek beauty

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

You're tall.

Justin Beiber

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.