A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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