What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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