- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

why was the boy sad? because.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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