- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Where are you going Your house

YO FACE

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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