- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

What do you call white trash Garbage

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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