You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Ol-ive

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Adam Chebali has no life

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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Anti Joke

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