"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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