- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Poker face

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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