- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

Well this is pointless.....

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Jersey Shore.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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