- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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