A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

Knock Knock The doors already open

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Bob Saget

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

The Oakland Raiders

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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