A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Heskey time.

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Homo say what?

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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