Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Heskey time.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Your Mother

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

What's half of 8? o

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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