What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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To clowns walk into a bar. They don't notice each other because as soon as they walk to a 5-yard radius, the length that was said to be the range of a clowns eyesight (which was actually said by a controversial scientist, looked on as a madman; he created a whole clown-eyesight-range conspiracy), when a fire starts, creating a huge apocalyptic event. However, the two clowns go into the bar unphased. Both clowns then turn opposite directions. The clown on the right sits down with his drink and takes out his book about the Victorian Era. He constantly checks his watch. The clown on the left disapears into the croud, and steals french fries from table 36. After three hours, they both walk to the back of the bar, simultaneously tying their shoes not noticing their similarity in career choices. They both open a door marked PRIVATE (while tying their shoes). After sixteen days of exactly the same thing happening repeatedly... Both clowns see eachother on the way out of the bar. Little do the know that they are being watched by the scientist I mentioned earlier. Two Years Later Both clowns die instantly after being attacked by a giant war hammer-wielding octopus on the way home from the circus.

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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