Tommy got neutered.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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T u r n i p s

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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Ron Paul for President!

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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