- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

I have an erection My mom!

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Wolfjob.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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