What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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