what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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