- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

Stephen Hawking

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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