- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

I don't believe in giraffes.

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