Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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