Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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Womens rights.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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kk

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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