- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

what tall and looks like a jew?

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