- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

i committed murder

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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