- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What's 9+10? 19

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

what do you call your mom? mom

A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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