Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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