- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Womens rights

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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