Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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Why didn't he finish his

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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i hate black people

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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