Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

Why didn't he finish his

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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