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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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