Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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I am a women

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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