- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

PENIS that is all

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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