- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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