- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

I read the terms of service.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Oh, go away

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

good looking women

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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