- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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