Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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Anti Joke

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