- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

do you wanna hear a joke school

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

why do mexicans get made fun of

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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