Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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Turkeys are obese

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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