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roses are red violets are blue

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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