- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

2 black kids walk into school

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

A child walks into a classroom.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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