Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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