Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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This sentance contains three errers

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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Christianity.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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