- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Turkeys are obese

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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