- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

drew edminstin is a rat

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