- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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