why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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where's mom I killed her

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

the redsox

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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