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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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