- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

im @ work, LOL.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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