- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What's the difference between? Your mom.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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