How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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osama bin laden is dead

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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