- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Alright then, call me sometime then.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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