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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

rose are red violets should be purple

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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