- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

knock knock

What do you call a Jew A Jew

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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