- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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