- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Sex education in Texas.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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