- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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