Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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drew edminstin is a rat

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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