A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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poop

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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