- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

why did katy fall off her bike?

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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