Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Yo mama's fat.

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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