Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Sex education in Texas.

Wenis Penis

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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