who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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A man walks into a bar. On impact, he suffers quite the blow to his head, resulting in him falling unconscious. He is escorted to the hospital, where he is pronounced in a coma on arrival. His family is left devastated. His wife, who was a stay-at-home mother to their 2 children doesn't take this news very well and is sent into a spiraling depression. 16 years later, the man finally wakes from his coma to find that his son and daughter that he had left behind where now grown teenagers and almost done with high school, his wife's has remarried and given birth to his half-child. This is why you don't text while walking down a sidewalk.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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