- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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