- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Stephen Hawking

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Cows are land manatees.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

i have a christmas tree.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??