- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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