How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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