- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

The diamond one below is hilarious.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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