Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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mexicans fishing

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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Women's Rights

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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