- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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