Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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guess what what that wasnt it

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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