- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Womens rights

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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