- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

I'm Andrew Schmitt

im @ work, LOL.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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