why did the man die? he had cancer

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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