- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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