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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Women's rights.

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