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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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