- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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