Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A French man gets into a fight

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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