- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

the NAACP

knock knock come in

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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