why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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