- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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