- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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