why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Women's rights

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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