- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

God

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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