How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What do you call a blue chair A black person

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

A mormon walks into a bar.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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