- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

That's illegal What? Your mom

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

whats long and black? a baton

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