How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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what's black? a lot of things.

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no rasist joks

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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