What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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