- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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