- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

matt is fat

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

sure!

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

Erectile Dysfunction.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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