- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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