A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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