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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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