- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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