Smoke weed till i die nigga

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WILLY

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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