- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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