- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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