What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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