How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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A black student graduated High School

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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