- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

what goes boo a sock

Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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