Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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