- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

This sentence is a lie.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

2 + 2 = 4

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